Monocle Rental Agreement

Section 1: The Fine Print (or should we say, Fine Eye Print? Ha!)

By renting a monocle, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

• Use of monocles for personal, non-commercial purposes only. No monocle-fueled espionage or covert operations.
• Monocles are not toys, but we're not saying they can't be used as such.
• Return your monocle within 30 days of rental or you'll be subject to a 500-unit fine in Monocle Buckets.

Subsection 1.1: What's this 500-unit fine in Monocle Buckets?

Section 2: Monocle Maintenance & Repair