Monocle Rental Agreement
Section 1: The Fine Print (or should we say, Fine Eye Print? Ha!)
By renting a monocle, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
- Use of monocles for personal, non-commercial purposes only. No monocle-fueled espionage or covert operations.
- Monocles are not toys, but we're not saying they can't be used as such.
- Return your monocle within 30 days of rental or you'll be subject to a 500-unit fine in Monocle Buckets.
Subsection 1.1: What's this 500-unit fine in Monocle Buckets?
Section 2: Monocle Maintenance & Repair