Monocline-Tasticity: The Unsettling Realness of Monoclines

Monocline-Tasticity is a phenomenon where the fabric of reality becomes increasingly distorted, causing everything to resemble a poorly rendered 8-bit video game.

It's as if the laws of physics have been replaced by the whims of a sadistic game designer, resulting in:

• Gravity working 90% of the time, the other 10% it just sorta... wobbles.
• Objects and people are now made of a mix of pixels and regret.
• Cats have gained sentience and are now judging us.

You may be experiencing Monocline-Tasticity symptoms, which include:

• Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of déjà vu.
• Perceiving the world as a jumbled mess of glitch art.
• Wondering if that's a real person or just a pixelated imposter.

Don't worry, it's just Monocline-Tasticity. It's not like you're actually experiencing reality... or are you?

Learn more about Monocline-Tasticity symptoms or read the Monocline-Tasticity timeline.