Assemblers of the most avant-garde, cutting-edge, and utterly absurd neuro-plasticity-based products.
Our team of expert neuro-plasticity engineers craft bespoke assemblages that rewire your brain to make you more productive, more fashionable, and more likely to question the very fabric of reality.
Check out our flagship product, the Neuro-Nexus 9000, a neural network that generates an infinite loop of dad jokes and cat videos.
Or, browse our catalog of custom-made, hand-assembled Neuro-Neuroplasticity Assemblage Units, designed to rewire your brain to make you a better, more tolerable version of yourself.