This isn't just another bland, cookie-cutter town. No, it's worse. It's a place where every waking moment is scripted, every conversation is rehearsed, and every decision is calculated to within a millimeter of precision.

But hey, who needs individuality when you can have predictability?

Visit our Forced Hobbies page to see what the council has deemed acceptable leisure activities for you.

Or, for a taste of the local cuisine, head to our Standardized Sustenance page.