Once upon a time, in the land of loveless despair, there was a man named Bob. Bob was a software engineer who had given up on love, resigning himself to a life of endless swipes, ghosted dates, and Netflix nights alone. That was until he met her – a woman who would change everything.

Beth was her name, and she had a bite that would haunt Bob's dreams. A bite, you see, that was as sweet as it was sad. She had been bitten by the love bug, and now she was looking for a cure.

As Bob and Beth's love blossomed, so did the problems. There were the pesky exes, the overthinking, and the crippling anxiety of it all. But through it all, they found solace in each other's company – and a good ol' fashioned game of 'who can eat the most pizza'.

And so, dear reader, join us on this wacky journey as we follow the trials and tribulations of Bob and Beth, and their unorthodox approach to love, relationships, and the human condition.