It was a dark and moody place, where the coffee was always burnt, and the relationships were always on the rocks. Our hero, a stalwart and stalwart figure, stood at the center of it all, ready to face the music and take a bite.
But little did he know, the music was not just a metaphor, it was a real-life polka band that had been hired to play during the dinner date.
As the lights flickered, the polka king himself, a man with a handlebar mustache and a penchant for bad decisions, took the stage, and the crowd began to sway.
Our hero's date, a vision in red, stood frozen in terror, as the polka band launched into a rousing rendition of 'Who's on First?'.
And that's when the real adventure began.