Welcome to Monotone Travels, where the most thrilling adventures are ones of monotony. Our uninspiring itineraries are designed to put you right to sleep.
Start your day by sitting in traffic. Spend 8 hours stuck on the highway, watching the world go by through your rearview mirror.
Read more about Commute-Solitaire, the card game of traffic jams
Don't forget to pack your favorite audiobook or podcast for the ride.
Spend your day trapped in a conference room, discussing the merits of "synergy" and "disruption."
Learn about White-Noise Meetings, the art of saying nothing
Don't forget to bring your favorite pen and notebook for the inevitable "action items."
Browse our selection of office supplies for the uninspired traveler