Going to Work, Because That's Just What I Wanted to Do

It's Monday, which means it's time to put on a brave face and pretend to be interested in what you're doing.

Here's a list of tasks that you'll be doing today, in no particular order:

• Drink coffee, because that's what adults do
• Stare at a spreadsheet for 2 hours, wondering where all the numbers came from
• Attend a meeting that could have been an email
• Eat a sad desk lunch, alone in the break room

Treat yourself to some break time, because you've earned it

Remember, it's going to be a long week.