Reading List for the Soul-Crushingly Dull

The Never-Ending Cycle of Tedium

Here's a list of books to read when you're feeling soul-crushingly dull and uninspired:

• The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
• The Joy of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Nothing
• The Infinite Scroll of Boring Tasks

Or, if you're feeling extra special, try:

• The 100-Page Report on the History of Drywall
• The Encyclopedia of Bland Foods

Or, if all else fails, just stare at this wall for a while:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• The 1000-Page Guide to Watching Paint Dry