Monster Eating Habits: Tips for the Modern Monster

Tip 1: Eat Your Fears

Don't let your fears get the best of you! Eat your fears for breakfast and start the day off right. Try a nice bowl of "Gristle" cereal with a side of "Fear-Face" waffles.

Link to: Learn how to cook Gristle

Tip 2: Chew with Your Teeth

Chewing with your teeth can make all the difference in the world! Try a nice, slow-chew on a "Gronk" steak, and don't forget to use your "Fang-Floss" to keep those pesky teeth clean.

Link to: Get the best Fang-Floss for your buck!

Tip 3: Don't Eat Your Friends (Unless They're Delicious)

We've all been there: you're at the dinner table, and your best friend is just so... tender. But remember, it's just a phase. You'll get over it. Unless, of course, you're a werewolf.

Link to: Dealing with Furry Fears and Frenemies

Tip 4: Practice Your Growl

Eating is 90% growling, 10% chewing. Don't believe us? Try practicing your growl in front of the mirror. We dare you.

Link to: Growl Like A Pro!