Welcome, groovy ghoul, to Monster Mash Punch, where we serve up a mean mix of madness and mayhem. Our expert bartenders have concocted a cocktail so divine, it'll drive you straight to the brink of sanity!
Choose your poison:
Brain Hemorrhage Blast - A drink so potent, it'll make your brain bleed (in the best possible way).
Eldritch Elixir - A brew so bewitching, it'll make you dance the Macarena in a graveyard.
Shoggoth Spice - A cocktail so otherworldly, it'll summon an army of shoggoths to do your bidding.
