Welcome, brave adventurer, to the land of Gloopernaughts. These are the mighty, the fierce, the utterly delicious creatures that have captured the hearts of mayonnaise enthusiasts worldwide.
Gloopernaughts are not just any ordinary cookie. Oh no. They are the result of a mad scientist's attempt to combine mayonnaise and cookie dough in a single, glorious package. The result is a crunchy, cheesy, utterly bewildering treat that will leave you questioning your life choices.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are the stats:
Crunchiness: 7/10 Sogginess: 4/10 Mayonnaise Content: 9/10