Monster Omelette Recipe

Warning: This recipe is for the brave, the adventurous, and the slightly unhinged.

Ingredients:

• 4 eggs from the depths of the Cthulhu Sea
• 1/4 cup of dragon's breath chili flakes
• 1/2 cup of moonlit mushroom extract
• 2 tablespoons of graveyard dirt
• 1 pinch of mad scientist dust

Instructions:

1. In a bowl, whisk together eggs and chili flakes until the mixture is a fiery, pulsating mass.
2. Heat the mixture over a medium flame, stirring constantly, as the eggs begin to take on a malevolent glow.
3. Add the moonlit mushroom extract, stirring counterclockwise for 7 times, as the mixture begins to emit a low, ominous hum.
4. Sprinkle the graveyard dirt, then add the mad scientist dust, stirring in the opposite direction for precisely 3 times, as the mixture starts to bubble with an otherworldly energy.
5. Remove from heat, serve immediately, and serve with a side of terror.

Serves 4-6 ghouls.