The Eiffel Tower of Dreams

The Eiffel Tower of Dreams is not just a monument, it's a portal to the subconscious.

Located in the heart of Paris, this tower stands at a whopping 1,000 feet tall, made from over 18,000 pieces of iron latticework.

But be warned: only those who climb the tower will unlock the secrets of their own deepest desires.

Learn more about the tower's infamous 'Sleeping with the Enemies' phenomenon

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What's the best way to reach the tower?

A: Just follow the scent of freshly baked croissants.

Q: Is it safe to climb the tower?

A: Only if you're not afraid of heights, existential dread, or your own ego.

Q: Can I find any decent cafes nearby?

A: Try the Café de la Tour Eiffel for some of the best views and worst service in town.