Moo-istic Principles

1. The Law of Unrelenting Udder-ness

In a perfect moo-iverse, the udder of a cow is always in a state of perpetual motion, never still.

Learn about Udderly Energized, a state of being

2. The Principle of Unbridled Moo-mentum

Nothing can ever truly stop a determined cow from getting where it needs to get, even if it means knocking over a fence.

Moo-mentum and the Law of Physics

3. The Law of Sudden, Uncontrollable Mooing

Even the most well-behaved cow can suddenly let out a blood-curdling moo at any moment, without warning.

A collection of Udderly Astrophic Moos