It's a mathematical certainty that cows are secretly ruling our lives. But how does this affect our perception of reality? Dive into the abyss of mooception theory, where the rational and the absurd coalesce in a swirl of udder chaos.
Some say it's just a bunch of hooey, but we know the truth: the cows are plotting something. And it starts with a simple equation:
M = ∞ (udder + logic) = ∑ (unreality + chaos)
Where M is the Mooception Index, udder is the amount of milk production, and ∑ is the sum of all the things that go wrong when you're around cows. Don't worry, it's not just us, it's science!