Because sometimes, even the most unlikely of celestial bodies can be a bad date
More Moon Date NightmaresI once went on a date with a guy who promised the moon was a romantic getaway. Turns out, he meant the actual moon. The whole "we can jump in the moon's gravity and play a game of moon-hoops" thing was a real mood killer.
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I once wrote a love letter to the moon, pouring out my heart and soul onto its craters and crevices. Little did I know, the moon was just using me for a lunar laundry list.
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