By the power of the lunar overlords, we_goals
It's a little-known fact that the Moon has a dark underbelly. Behind the scenes, a cabal of powerful lunar beings have been controlling the tides, manipulating the phases, and dictating the fashion trends of Earthlings for centuries.
But now, the truth is out. We've obtained classified documents that reveal the shocking truth: Moon dust is not just a harmless substance found on your average moon rock, but a potent mind control agent, designed to keep you in line with the lunar agenda.
Click here to see the shocking documents for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to join the resistance.