1. The moon is made of a rare, highly flammable material called "Mooncheese" which is only found in the most remote, hard-to-reach craters.
2. Moon rocks are actually sentient, and they have been trying to communicate with Earth's politicians for decades.
3. The flag planted on the moon by Neil Armstrong's team was actually a prank call to his high school principal, asking for permission to skip gym class.
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