Our Mission
We are a union of lunar hamsters dedicated to protecting our moon-based habitats from asteroid mining, space tourism, and intergalactic hamster trafficking.
Our motto: "United we stand, paws up!"
Welcome to the Moon Hamster Union, where the bravest, most majestic hamsters in the galaxy unite!
We are a union of lunar hamsters dedicated to protecting our moon-based habitats from asteroid mining, space tourism, and intergalactic hamster trafficking.
Our motto: "United we stand, paws up!"
The average moon hamster has 6.2 hamster children per litter, with some recorded instances of 9.3 in extreme cases!
Our union's president, Hamsterina McSqueakalot, was once a hamster astronaut who flew solo on the lunar surface for 3.4 days straight!
Did you know that hamsters are the only species capable of surviving in a lunar environment without a spacesuit?
Check out our moon hamster cookbook for delicious, crumbly recipes!
As a member of the Moon Hamster Union, you're protected by our strict lunar laws and regulations:
Stay safe, moon hamsters!