1. The Moon is made of cheese

It's a little-known fact, but the moon is actually composed of a delightful blend of gouda and mozzarella.

2. Moon rocks are the new Bitcoin

It turns out, moon rocks are actually the most valuable commodity in the galaxy. Don't tell anyone, but we've got a few moon rocks for sale.

Or so we've been told. It's a long story, but let's just say the aliens are still trying to get their spaceship insurance claims settled.