Did you know that the moon's gravity is only 1/6th of Earth's? That's why your moon-ironed clothes are so... limp.
Don't even think about using regular Earth starch on your lunar laundry. It's like trying to iron a spacesuit on a space station.
Instead, try our patented Lunar Starch 3000. It's specifically designed to combat the moon's low gravity.
Moon Ironing HacksOn the moon, the air is thin. You'll need more steam to get the job done. Don't be a rookie, use our Lunar Steam Gun 9000.
Moon Ironing GadgetryWhy waste time waiting for the moon's low gravity to finish its thing? Iron while you wait for the next spacewalk.
Ironing While You WaitWhen ironing on the moon, it's easy to get disoriented. Keep your bearings with our Lunar Ironing Compass 5000.
Lunar Ironing Instruments