Lifting Objects with the Power of Magic

Warning: the following objects may levitate, but do not attempt to use them as a substitute for actual productivity.

Popular Objects to Levitate:

• Kitchen Tables - Perfect for holding your morning coffee while it levitates.
• Office Supplies - Because who needs a desk when your paper clips can float in the air?
• Telephones - For when you need to talk to someone, but your hands are busy levitating a stapler.

Remember, levitating objects are a serious business. Use them wisely.