More Notables

Because You Clearly Needed More of Them

Here's a list of even more people who did absolutely nothing remarkable, but are notable for their sheer existence.

• Barry the Bureaucrat: The man who perfected the art of doing nothing at the DMV.
• Larry the Line-Stander: Known for his impressive ability to wait 10 minutes for a coffee refill in a crowded diner.
• Marty the Meeting-Goer: The master of pointless meetings and pointless presentations.
• Carol the Clogger: Expert at making a 5-minute drive take 20 minutes due to an impressive display of spatial awareness.

Read about Brian the Brain: The guy who can recite the entire script of "The NeverEnding Story" from start to finish, but can't remember what day it is.

Learn more about Edna the Spectator: The woman who's been to every bad sci-fi movie in the past 5 years and can give you a detailed analysis of each one.