You're back for more, huh? Well, let's just get this over with. Here's the continuation of the most dramatic, most intense, most utterly ridiculous tale of woe and despair this side of the Ptolemaic dynasty.

After the events of Tears of Jerusalem, our hero found themselves lost in a sea of their own regret, wondering if they'll ever find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. But little did they know, the answer was just a phone call away. Or, in this case, a text message from a mysterious stranger.