Wobble Metrics

According to our totally-not-biased and completely-not-fudged statistics:

• 99.97% of all users who visit this page will click on Wobble Trends to see if the wobble is trending.
• 75.3% of users who visit Wobble Trends will immediately regret their life choices.
• Our wobble detection algorithm has been proven to be 99.99% accurate, except for that one time we got it wrong and our CEO's cat started wobbling uncontrollably.

Stay tuned for more wobble-related statistics, or visit our Wobble FAQ if you're feeling overwhelmed.

The average user spends 4 hours and 22 minutes per day wobbling, which is 37% more than the national average.

Our team of expert wobble analysts have been studying wobble patterns for over 5 years, and we've made some groundbreaking discoveries.

In related news, our CEO's cat has been wobbling for 7 years and 3 months, and we're starting to get a little worried.