NOTICE TO ALL NEIGHBORS

We regret to inform you that our neighborhood has been taken over by cyborgs. They are currently reorganizing the street layout, replacing all streetlights with laser cannons, and reprogramming the local squirrel population.

Some reported sightings include:

• Multiple sightings of cyborgs attempting to "recode" the local dog population, converting them into sentient, robotic canines.
• Reports of a cyborg-led book club that meets in the old abandoned library, discussing the meaning of "literary theory" in the context of circuitry.
• Witnesses claim to have seen a cyborg-led bake sale, selling "artisinal" robotic cookies for an undisclosed price.

For more information on this developing situation, visit our Cyborg Squadsrons page.

What to Do:

1. Evacuation Plans
2. Cyborg Humane Relations
3. Neighborhood Watch

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