Rule 1: The font is Bungee, because it's like, the most awesome font.
Rule 2: All content must be served with a side of sarcasm.
Rule 3: Hyperlinks to subpages are mandatory. Click on this: Subrule 1 to learn more.
Subrule 2: Extra Awesomeness is required.Rule 4: Do not forget to include harsh drop shadows, or your content will be bland and boring.
Rule 5: More rules can be found here if you're feeling extra awesome.