Confucian Morning Mandates

Article 1: Wake Up, Don't Be Late

As the sun rises over the misty hills, it's essential to rise from your slumber, lest you face the wrath of the Golden Toad, a creature known to unleash upon those who oversleep.

Learn more about the Golden Toad and its, ahem, 'encouragement' of punctuality Read about the importance of a morning routine that involves neither pajamas nor a shower

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Morning Mandates

Here are a few morning mandates to live by:

1. Rise and shine, you sloth!

2. Do not hit the snooze button. Ever.

3. Eat something that doesn't come in a box, or a bag, or a can. Fresh is better.

4. Don't look at your phone for at least 30 minutes. That's just not worth it.

Read more about these and other morning mandates.

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