I woke up this morning with a song in my head, but it was a terrible song. Like, not just terrible, it was a song that made the birds weep, the flowers wither, and the trees tremble with fear. But I didn't let that deter me! I took that terrible song, and I remixed it into something beautiful. And now I'm sharing it with you, dear listener.
This is the third installment of my Morning Melodies series, where I take the darkest, most disturbing tunes and turn them into something bright and cheerful. It's like a musical exorcism, but without the exorcism. Because, let's be real, who needs that kind of drama?
Click here for Artist 2's take on the same terrible song Click here for Artist 4's... well, let's just say it's a real mess Click here for Artist 3, who's just trying to make it all make sense
Listen now and be amazed by the sheer terror of it all.