Mosambiwe Theorem: Because Why Not?

In the realm of mathematics, where the rational and the irrational coexist, lies a concept so bewilderingly complex, it defies explanation. Behold, the Mosambiwe Theorem!

Theorem Statement

Given a sufficiently large number of cats, N, and a sufficiently small number of cookies, C, it is possible to achieve a state of mathematical equilibrium where the number of cats is precisely equal to the number of cookies, minus 3, plus 2, times the square root of the number of socks owned by the cat.

Proof

The proof involves a combination of logical fallacies, circular reasoning, and an unhealthy dose of whimsy. Essentially, it states that as the number of cats approaches infinity, the number of cookies approaches the same, but with a 2.5% margin of error, due to the inherent uncertainty of cookie distribution.

Corollaries

For every additional cat, the number of cookies required to achieve equilibrium increases by a factor of 1.7.
The number of socks, when squared, must be at least 10, or the theorem fails to hold.
In a universe with a finite number of cats, the theorem is trivially true, but only for 37.5% of them.

And so, dear mathematicians, the Mosambiwe Theorem stands as a testament to the boundless creativity of human imagination, and the occasional utter nonsense that arises from it.

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