Mosquitoes: The Tiny Tyrants of the Air

Welcome to the Mosquito Empire, where the skies are ruled by an unrelenting, unapologetic, and uninvited horde of tiny, bloodthirsty dictators.

Subjugate Your Senses

Our Mosquitoes are notorious for their ear-piercing buzz, their ability to ruin your outdoor picnic, and their unrelenting pursuit of nectar and, more importantly, human blood.

Learn more about the different types of Mosquitoes:

Become a Mosquito Overlord

Join our Mosquito Overlords' Guild and learn the ancient art of mosquito whispering, blood-sipping, and human-annoying.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Contact the Mosquito Overlord

Disclaimer

Our Mosquitoes are not actually real. Or are they?