You are a warrior, armed with a trusty sword and a questionable life insurance policy
The forces of evil are gathering, and it's up to you to stop them. But don't expect any sympathy from the villagers, they're all secretly plotting against you.
Will you:
- Engage in a brutal sword fight with the dark sorcerer?
- Sneak into the enemy's castle through a hidden sewer tunnel?
- Bribe the guards with a batch of freshly baked cookies?
- Run away and live to fight another day?
What will you do, brave warrior?