Welcome, Hero 1, to the Most Epic Deaths 4, where you'll find the most thrilling, the most chilling, and the most utterly predictable deaths in the land!
Today, you'll be facing off against the fearsome Fearsome Fjord, a beast of legend known for its razor-sharp teeth and its ability to... wait, no, that's just a normal fish. Still, it's gonna be a wild ride!
May the odds be ever in your favor, Hero 1!