Abandon, all ye who enter here! You've been warned, but you still managed to get this far. Congratulations, you're a glutton for punishment.
We're a hotel that's been around longer than you, and we're not doing much better. Our rooms are a mess, our staff is surly, and our complimentary breakfast is a sad, stale pastry from 1987.
Still, if you're desperate, we've got you covered. Our rates are negotiable, but only if you're willing to negotiate with our increasingly-irritable manager, Bob.