Warning: Mother Brain Syndrome
Also known as "Mom Brain" or "The Condition Where You Spend All Day Thinking About How to Make the Perfect Breakfast Sandwich
Causes
Caused by excessive thinking about breakfast sandwiches, usually triggered by an overabundance of eggs, cheeses, and meats.
Symptoms
- Excessive daydreaming about breakfast
- Inability to focus on anything else
- Tendency to hoard breakfast ingredients
- Increased irritability due to lack of actual breakfast
Diagnosis
A diagnosis can be made by a licensed medical professional, usually after a series of invasive questioning about your breakfast habits.
Treatment
Refrain from thinking about breakfast. Try meditation, yoga, or other relaxation techniques to clear your mind. Seek help from friends or family members who have also experienced Mother Brain Syndrome.