Are you tired of dealing with squirrely, furry freeloaders in your home or office? Do you yearn for the respect and adoration of your whiskered friends? Look no further than the Mouse Whisperer Certification Program.
Our rigorous 4-week course will teach you the art of mouse whispering, from the basics of cheese procurement to the finer points of hiding from vacuum cleaners.
Mouse Whispering 101 prophets Advanced Mouse Whispering prophets Graduation and Certification CeremonyDon't just handle mice, master them.