Step 1: Wash in cold water to prevent moustache-sock shrinkage.
Step 2: Do not use fabric softener or dryer balls. They're like tiny, fluffy landmines for our delicate clown socks.
Step 3: Air dry or tumble dry on low. We don't want our clowns arriving at the big top with a case of sock-scented sweat stains.
Sock Replacement Policy in case of moustache-sock maladies.
Debunking Sock Care Myths and other common clown misconceptions.
Remember, a good moustache sock is like a well-oiled trampoline for the soul.