In the beginning, there was only one Dali. He was a creature of great beauty and great terror. His mustache was a work of art, a masterpiece of the follicular world.
But little did he know, his destiny was not to merely exist, but to rule over the land of Dali's. And so, he set out on his journey, facing many trials and tribulations along the way.
And so, if you're feeling lost, just remember: the path to enlightenment is paved with the tears of a thousand Dali's.
Continue to Chapter 2: The Dali's of Old