Welcome to Nowhereland

Where the cows are always grumpy and the chickens are plotting against the government.

You've arrived just in time for the annual Cheese Rolling Championship. Good luck with that.

Lost and Found if you've misplaced your sense of direction.

Official Rules and Regulations for the Championship are conveniently located on a nearby bulletin board, but don't expect to read them, because, let's be real, who needs rules?