Moves

Here's a list of moves that are guaranteed to distract you from your responsibilities.

1. Watch cat videos on YouTube for 4 hours straight.

2. Learn the art of folding a perfect origami ninja star.

3. Read an entire series of romance novels in one sitting.

4. Practice your "Best Dance Battle" moves in front of a mirror.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

5. Learn how to cook an entire meal with chopsticks.

Or, for the truly dedicated:

5. Learn to recite the entirety of "Hamlet" by heart.