Time-Tested Methods for the Utterly Indolent
Learn the art of doing nothing with these expert techniques:
- Buying Sandwiches - The art of purchasing an excessive number of sandwiches, only to stare at them.
- Collecting Socks - The thrill of finding a matching pair, only to lose it again.
- Reading Superficial Reviews - Discovering that your new phone case is not, in fact, made of the finest Italian leather.
Warning: Prolonged use of these techniques may lead to:
- Irreversible damage to your social life
- Uncontrollable cravings for beige-colored furniture
- Spontaneous combustion (rare but possible)