Move Avoidance 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

In this comprehensive guide, we will explore the intricacies of moving, avoiding, and ultimately, doing nothing. Learn how to navigate the world with ease and precision, without ever actually having to move.

Lesson 1: The Basics

Move Avoidance 101 starts with the fundamentals: recognizing opportunities to avoid movement. Learn how to:

  1. Recognize the difference between "must-do" and "can-do" tasks.
  2. Develop a keen sense of situational awareness to detect potential movement triggers.
  3. Train yourself to respond with a witty excuse.

Continue to Lesson 2: The Paradox of Productivity