Warning: the following content contains spoilers for a movie that will ruin your life.

As the sun sets over the bleak, dystopian horizon, a sense of foreboding settles over the city. It's not just the end of the world, but the end of your social life, relationships, and possibly your cat. Welcome to "The Omen of the Ominous", a cinematic experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Starring: John, the protagonist with a penchant for existential dread.

Directed by: A Director Who Should've Known Better