Welcome, esteemed visitor!
Mr. Whiskers is currently busy lounging in his subterranean subterranean subpage, enjoying a well-deserved break from his duties as the world's greatest explorer.
To pass the time, he is reading a book about the ancient art of sub- subterranean subpage-ography. It's a real page-turner, let me tell you!
But don't worry, he'll be back to his old self in no time, ready to lead you on a tour of the subterranean subterranean subpages that lie beneath your feet. Or, at the very least, to point out the subterranean subterranean subpages that lie beneath your feet. Either way, it's going to be a wild ride!