MudPit 5000: The World's Most Unstable Mud Pile

Muddy McSplaterson's Masterpiece

Mud Depth: 3.5 feet
Mud Moisture Level: 67%
Mud Temperature: -5°C (That's cold, folks!)

Warning: Do not attempt to dig in this pit. The structural integrity is questionable at best.

Dive in, but don't say I didn't warn you. Check the mud stats again, just for kicks. Call in the experts. They'll fix this mess.