Way back in the days of our ancestors, we were a people of the earth. We dug and burrowed with reckless abandon, creating tunnels and caverns that rivaled the grandeur of the great pyramids.
Our great-great-grandfather, Balthazar McScoff, was known for his unparalleled skill with a trowel and his unwavering passion for digging.
Little did we know, our mudpacking traditions would one day give rise to the modern-day art of excavation, and our family crest would become the symbol of our proud heritage:
Today, we continue to honor our roots by maintaining the most impressive mudpacking collection in all the land. Visit our Mudpit Museum to see our prized possessions.