Welcome to the Mullet of Disaster, where the odds are stacked against you, and the consequences of your actions are always, always terrible.
Our experts have calculated that the probability of survival in this place is approximately -100%.
So, if you value your sanity and your life, you might as well just leave now.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can roll the dice and see what happens.
Or, if you'd rather not, you can always try to indulge in some Mullet of Desire.
But, be warned, it's not as safe as it sounds.