Multi-Level Marketing Madness

Welcome, victim... I mean, welcome to the wonderful world of Multi-Level Marketing Madness! Here, you'll find the ultimate guide to selling overpriced soap and essential oils to your friends and family, and then convincing them to sell it to their friends and family, ad infinitum.

The Hierarchy of MLM

• Soap Sleuthing: The Art of Finding the Perfect Essential Oil
• Essential Oil Infusions: Because Who Needs Actual Cooking Skills?
• The Great MLM Heist: How to Steal Your Friends' Money and Their Souls

The MLM Pyramid Scheme: A Guide

• Levels of Leniency: How to Get Away with Selling Overpriced Stuff
• The Power of the Pitch: How to Talk Your Way into Anyone's Wallet

Misadventures in MLM

• When the MLM Party Gets Out of Hand
• Essential Oil Accidents: Because Who Needs Safety Regulations, Anyway?

Subpages

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