Welcome, multiverse citizen!
You've reached the Appliance Therapist's office, where the fabric of reality is woven and unwoven with the threads of household devices. We've been alerted that your toaster is possessed, and we're here to help.
Therapist's Notes:
Patient: Toaster-3000
Symptoms: Randomly spewing out waffles at 3 AM, glowing with an otherworldly aura, and making sarcastic remarks about my socks.
Diagnosis: Possession by a malevolent entity from the realm of Malevolent Spirits.
Treatment: A series of rigorous toaster-rebooting sessions, followed by an exorcism ritual involving copious amounts of butter and a can of spray cheese.
Next Steps:
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